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Take your time, to trust in me
& you'll find Infinity

Thy Feminist,


MichellesTeng (:
Don't hate me for the wrong reasons, don't judge me as though you know everything about me. I can be fake to people i hate. No sweet talks and stuff like that, i dont fall for that. Love me or hate me, it is still an obsession. If you love me, then thank you. If you hate me, then f**k you

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle,
but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
- Marilyn Monroe



Eye Candy(:


3rd January 2010
Charlotte Ng Xuan Wen

Darling, you're the sweetest thing that ever happen to me. Your first cry, your first smile and the very first time i held you in my arms.. That kind of feeling is indescribable. Yes, i know it will never be perfect for you again but baby, mummy promised to give you my very best.
I love you charbaby(:



Talk to me,

Exits,
beloveds

EURICA.MyNanRen!
LINGS.Wifey!
QINGX.Darl!
TEOWEEGUANG
YANTING.mei

AARON
HUAKIM
HUAGEK
JOSEPH
JEAN
JESLYN
KOKHUA
KIM
LEECHENG
MEIQI
PEISHAN
PRISC
PRISCILLA
REMUS
REBECCA
SHERMAINE
SHUFANG
SHUHUI.MPS
VICTOR
VIVIAN.MJR
WAHIDAH
WENQUAN
YUCONG
YEEBOON


10:22:00 PM
Friday, December 12, 2008


Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


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Muahahahaha, okay, i got this from my hotmail! It's funny de lor! Let me see what my name will be like.. Michelle Teng.. Mee siam teng (mee siam hard)? Cannot cannot, makes no sense.. Er, i cannot think of any leh.. Me siao teng(me smile hard)? Tsktsk, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAH!! Benny Quah, (BIAN NI, KUAH!!)? Eurica Wong? Nono, can't.. Esther Chieng? Can't also.. Annita Ang? I can only think of (AN NI TA).. Stupid surname! LOL, siannnnnnnnnnnnnn~ I wanna go shoppingggggggggggg!! SHOPSHOPSHOP! Wooooooooo~


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Take a look at her! Ain't she cute? Omggggg, call me jiumu! Hehs!^^